"You look like you were one of the popular mean girls in high school."
-My ex-boss's 13-year old son when he found out I was actually the exact opposite in high school
"So did a customer-facing department try to nab you?"
"Well, let's just say technical communicators = Addams family."
"Huh? Oohh you're saying most tech writers look like freaks and I'm somewhat normal?"
-My coworker trying to say I looked nice in the office Christmas party photos
"I've seen your Facebook...your life is like Sex and the City now!"
-An ex-coworker's comments during a long overdue reunion