(Image from Andy Riley's Bunny Suicides comics.)
...I discovered that I've lost my ID inexplicably--it's not in my wallet, in my room, in any of my wristlets, anywhere. This is the cherry on top of The Week From Hell. At this point, I'm beyond the help of any lucky stars. Maybe rabbit's feet will help me, but I think even the bunnies are calling it quits and declaring me a lost cause. Just look at that little guy trying to decapitate himself with a DVD player! He knows it's true.