Shu Uemura's couture lashes. (Image from gliving.tv)
They all promise to do one amazing miracle for your lashes: define, curl, lengthen, OR thicken. But how about a mascara that does all of the above for us gals who want it all? This magic product eludes us year after year. Why do the makeup companies keep coming up with a brush or a formula that only does one thing but in a new and improved way?!
I hope some research lab or marketing executive for a cosmetics company figures this out. Shu Uemura, I'm looking at you. You came up with the mother of false lashes and the holy grail of eyelash curlers. Get your scientist chickens off Project Unicorn and onto Project Magic Mascara, stat!